YOU CAN'T JUST LET IT GO;

So... Yeah. The secretary at the precinct told me about this website, so I thought I'd give it a shot. Though I really don't take a lot of advice from women who wear their lipstick on their teeth, I was feeling lonely bored, so I thought I would check it out. There are a lot more people on here than I was expecting. Apparently nobody in this town has a life! Should that make me feel better?

Um, we do introductions, right? I'm Ema, and I work for Harmony PD. As a detective. So, if you think your neighbor's fence is an inch into your property, I'm probably the one you called. Once again, I remind you, that is not really something Detectives are hired to mediate.

In my spare time, I like drinking, sunsets, and walks on the beach, all those cliches, right? As a detective, I will warn that posting your picture and personal information online to indivduals you don't know and trust is very unsafe. And I know I've seen a few pictures up. No, you won't get one from me. Though now that you know my name, there aren't that many Ema's at the PD. Not to mention there aren't that many females at the PD... I'm really looking forward to making a few friends. I just moved here a couple months ago and now that I'm settled I'm trying to get out a little more. Anyone want to meet for dinner, drinks? Bowling? I'll try anything once.

This place is really lovely, though. I mean, it's a little quiet, but I like it. Real Estate is unbelievably cheap, though. I lived in a studio apartment before I moved here, now I'm renting an entire house. It's crazy. But my landlord expects me to be self-sufficient, maintenance is not included in rent and damn, I am no good with fixing things.

I have a Honey-Do list and have yet to recruit a Honey to do them. I've tried to do little things, like paint my bedroom, but even that I seem to be bad at. Does anybody on here have experience in that sort of thing? Cause I have so many questions, I might talk your ear off.

Riiight, I just realized this is turning into a small novel, so I'm gonna stop blathering now! Nice to meet everybody, I'm sure. And to get to know you all better, lets play the question game. Ask me anything, but if I answer you have to answer something in return! And I promise none of this will end up in your official record.

( Private. )

I'm not surprised, not everything lasts.
I broke my own heart so many times I've stopped keeping ( track. )

I know that you belong to somebody new,
but tonight you belong to ( me. )

Let it never be said that romance is dead,
cause there's so little else occupying my ( head. )